If a person moseys over to YouTube and searches “subwoofer orgasm,” a surprising number of results come up. A shocking number, really. Turns out, there’s an entire subgenre of YouTube videos featuring women who are so overcome by the vibrations created by the loud bass that they have no choice but to have incredible orgasms.
With descriptions ranging from TREMENDOUS BASS TEST to BASS CAUSING ‘EXUBERATING’ ORGASMS, the subwoofer climax genre of films operate from a fairly standard script. A girl is sitting on the passenger side seat in a car. The person in the drivers’ seat turns on the car’s cartoonishly, unnecessarily loud sound system. The girl’s hair flies around, probably because bits of her eardrums are spraying everywhere. Then, she makes a sex face. And the dudes who are around and watching her do sex faces are like, woo yah! That lady did a sex face and I saw it! Then they high five with their dicks.