Have you ever been pulled over? It’s ok to admit it, most of us have. Most of the time, the officer will start by asking “Do you know why I pulled you over?” At this point, you are given a choice. You could:
2.) Say you weren’t doing anything wrong: This one is risky, because they probably pulled you over for something.
3.) Play dumb: I’d say the majority of us who have been pulled over use this tactic. “Sorry officer, I was unaware,” hoping it will get us out of a ticket. SPOILER ALERT: It usually doesn’t work.
4.) LIAR LIAR! If we’ve learned anything from Jim Carrey, it’s that honesty is the best policy. Do this…
5.) “*!#%@&!” Curse. Cursing at anyone is a great way to let them know they have made you angry. Cursing at an officer is a great way to convince him to give you a ride down to the station in the back of his car.
6.) Sarcasm: “Man, you must have been driving fast to catch me!” This is a polite way of letting the officer know that he, too, was speeding, so if anything, you both should get tickets.
7.) “What do you mean, I can’t drive on the left? I do this all the time in England!” People from England are cultured and worldly. Really sell this one with an over-the-top accent.
8.) “How am I supposed to answer all these questions when I’m barely awake?” Turn it around on him with the ol’ answer-a-question-with-a-question bit.
9.) “You’ll have to speak up, I’m not turning this music down.” Music soothes the savage beast. Especially if he likes to rock out as much as you do.
10. (With mouth full) “You care to try this Beer? Careful, it’s sweet!” Sharing is caring, and if you offer the officer some of your drink he may decide to let you go.
via: The Express Lane